Jokes & Funny Images Post your favourite jokes and funny images. Funny Videos, Funny Flash, Funny Pictures And Funny Jokes ... Latest Funny Videos, Latest Funny Pictures, Latest Funny Flash Sun, 19 Apr 2026 08:06:29 +0000 Sun, 19 Apr 2026 08:06:29 +0000 TDLeXperts-World's first online TDL (Tally Definition Language) community http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?forums/jokes-funny-images.17/ Pictorial Jokes Sat, 11 May 2019 07:33:09 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/pictorial-jokes.6598/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/pictorial-jokes.6598/ invalid@example.com (Amit Kamdar) Amit Kamdar View attachment 5103

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I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."
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]]> 5 Increment / Leave Mon, 21 Nov 2016 11:43:55 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/increment-leave.4785/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/increment-leave.4785/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh
Man :- Mera Increment kyu nahi kiya ??

Boss :- Tum kaam hi kaha karte ho ??

Man :- To ek kaam kijiye muje Chhutti de dijiye 1 month ki.

Boss :- To tumhara Kaam kon karega ???]]> 2 Google Check Fri, 22 Jul 2016 09:48:50 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/google-check.3933/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/google-check.3933/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.]]> 2 Password Incorrect Sat, 27 Feb 2016 14:22:24 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/password-incorrect.3921/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/password-incorrect.3921/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh 5 MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET Thu, 25 Jun 2015 06:32:08 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/most-dangerous-alphabet.4266/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/most-dangerous-alphabet.4266/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh
" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

Woman and WIFE....!]]> Insufficient Funds Sat, 20 Dec 2014 06:57:15 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/insufficient-funds.3943/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/insufficient-funds.3943/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh - My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?]]> Version 1.0. Tue, 09 Dec 2014 08:48:16 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/version-1-0.3923/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/version-1-0.3923/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh 21st Century Tue, 09 Dec 2014 08:44:01 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/21st-century.3922/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/21st-century.3922/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh How many Employees are Working Fri, 05 Dec 2014 03:54:17 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/how-many-employees-are-working.3918/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/how-many-employees-are-working.3918/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh Ques - So how many employees are working in your company?
Ans - Approximately half of them]]> 1 Executing Command Thu, 04 Dec 2014 05:49:30 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/executing-command.3919/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/executing-command.3919/ invalid@example.com (Taufeeq Shaikh) Taufeeq Shaikh - What are you doing here?
- Executing your command.
- But I haven't told you anything to do.
- So and I do nothing.]]> A fo Apple.......... Wed, 22 Oct 2014 10:48:36 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/a-fo-apple.224/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/a-fo-apple.224/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple....

A fo Apple..........]]> 1 Funny Videos Mon, 23 Jun 2014 07:34:43 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/funny-videos.3672/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/funny-videos.3672/ invalid@example.com (admin) admin ...

Funny Videos]]> Height Mon, 21 Oct 2013 07:47:03 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/height.3124/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/height.3124/ invalid@example.com (Ras Raj) Ras Raj
The height of a tube light is commonly 118 cm.

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with 180 cm, rahul gandhi is an exception.
:D:) :D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D]]> illusions Sat, 03 Nov 2012 11:50:03 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/illusions.120/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/illusions.120/ invalid@example.com (admin) admin View attachment 12 View attachment 13 View attachment 14 View attachment 15 View attachment 16 View attachment 17 View attachment 18 View attachment 19 View attachment 20 View attachment 21]]> 3 YOU.... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:17:53 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/you.229/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/you.229/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
4 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State...

YOU....]]> Don't smoke Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:09:34 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/dont-smoke.228/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/dont-smoke.228/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Smart Way to sleep at work....... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:04:51 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/smart-way-to-sleep-at-work.227/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/smart-way-to-sleep-at-work.227/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Need Some Marketting Lessons? Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:00:44 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/need-some-marketting-lessons.226/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/need-some-marketting-lessons.226/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising....

Need Some Marketting Lessons?]]> Job Application............. Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:58:03 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/job-application.225/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/job-application.225/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Name: John Flower
Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired position: Company’s president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place....

Job Application.............]]> Meri to ho gayi he.......... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:53:58 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/meri-to-ho-gayi-he.223/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/meri-to-ho-gayi-he.223/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
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Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”]]> Tishra Kaun........... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:51:06 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/tishra-kaun.222/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/tishra-kaun.222/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA metting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.
Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.
Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa...

Tishra Kaun...........]]> PAPPU.. Sun, 08 Jul 2012 17:07:20 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/pappu.215/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/pappu.215/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA 1 MIYAA Sun, 08 Jul 2012 17:06:50 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/miyaa.213/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/miyaa.213/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA Lawyer Joke

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was...

MIYAA]]> 1 SURAJ KI DASTA Sun, 08 Jul 2012 07:40:46 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/suraj-ki-dasta.216/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/suraj-ki-dasta.216/ invalid@example.com (VANRAJ ZILARIYA) VANRAJ ZILARIYA View attachment 81]]> Just for Fun Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:47:28 +0000 http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/just-for-fun.131/ http://tdlexpert.com/index.php?threads/just-for-fun.131/ invalid@example.com (Anbu) Anbu